Monday, December 28, 2009

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Gore

This Pulitzer Prize winning epic comes back in full swing... but it's got Al Gore in it.

Joe Kavalier is a young Jewish boy coming to America from Eastern Europe. When he arrives in New York he meets up with his cousin, Al Gore. They then make many comics with the popular super hero "Inconvenient Man" who goes around letting people know that the world is going to come to a crashing halt. And then a bunch of other stuff happens but it doesn't really matter because the environment is what's important.

Also, to save paper this book is significantly shortened. Mostly because it's not as good.

Of Keeping The Lights On And Men

Rediscover your love of the two great literary characters George and Lenny in this reimagining of Steinbecks classic.

George and Lenny are two migrant workers, getting work here and there but then having to run after Lenny keeps making a crucial mistakes... but of course Lenny doesn't know what he's doing wrong, he's a bit dim. But what's not dim is the amount of lights Lenny keeps leaving on in the various rooms of the ranches and farms, thus driving the electricity bill sky high and wasting this world's vital resources. Well, Lenny doesn't understand his own power when it comes to saving the environment... so George, his best companion, has to take care of him. But what can they do when Lenny murders a girl when he forgets to unplug the lamp?

This heart wrenching story is back... and it's a short book so we haven't really wasted much paper printing it... please buy it though, we need the money.

The Recycler in the Rye

The quintessential coming-of-age tale of Holden Caufield comes back in this new version that leaves audiences once again falling in love with Holden with a new focus on recycling...

Holden Caufield, angry against his school and society around him, decides to hit the road one day. Finally to get away from the bunch of phonies who don't understand the difference between Plastic 7 and Plastic 3. But upon his arrival in New York City he keeps looking around to see a city full of phonies who don't recycle either! Girls from his past won't give him the time of day or eat out of anything but styrofoam... This world is truly awful... and only viewed through the opinionated eyes of Holden can the reader understand how these green house emissions are also a bunch of phonies.


A Clockwork Green

The horrifying tale of ultra-violence, good and evil, and government vs. the individual is now the number one book displaying the evils of not recycling.

Young Alex, after shamelessly breaking into people's homes with his Droogs shamelessly begins pouring out the recycling bins into the garbage bins, thus rendering these environmentally conscious individuals incapable of saving the planet. However, after getting caught Young Alex is placed in jail in order to go through a rigorous and psychologically damaging exercise in which his eyes are propped open and he is forced to watch green house gas emissions, young seals covered in oil, landfills and Staten Island. With his will gone, he is now a senseless young man incapable of hurting this planet.

Will free will survive? Can Alex get over his sickness of ultra-environmental saving? Read this updated classic to see how the Earth will recover.