Monday, December 28, 2009

A Clockwork Green

The horrifying tale of ultra-violence, good and evil, and government vs. the individual is now the number one book displaying the evils of not recycling.

Young Alex, after shamelessly breaking into people's homes with his Droogs shamelessly begins pouring out the recycling bins into the garbage bins, thus rendering these environmentally conscious individuals incapable of saving the planet. However, after getting caught Young Alex is placed in jail in order to go through a rigorous and psychologically damaging exercise in which his eyes are propped open and he is forced to watch green house gas emissions, young seals covered in oil, landfills and Staten Island. With his will gone, he is now a senseless young man incapable of hurting this planet.

Will free will survive? Can Alex get over his sickness of ultra-environmental saving? Read this updated classic to see how the Earth will recover.

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